Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Science never stood a chance

Science never stood a chance against that level of commitment

surrounded by nautical rope borders

and grinning expression with a weathered texture throughout

Soft and breathable

Ornate weathered white serif text reads "El Guapo Sweater Co" across the top

Give Me, a Keg, of Beer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Science never stood a chanceScott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose, just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety. Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: Distressed white horror style text reads "GIVE ME, A KEG," to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid transformation with bloodshot red eyes, brown disheveled hair, and a tense