Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top genius and orange toppings wears a

and orange toppings wears a red gift bow

The design features "QUEEN'S SURF COCKTAIL LANAI WAIKIKI" in weathered vintage typography arranged around a circular scalloped badge

a curly black mustache tucked beneath the hat brim

flanked by three white stars on each side

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Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top genius and orange toppings wears aTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads